Tom Ford Ciabatta
$14Bold and absolute sophistication. A premium crispy chicken breast served on a grilled, artisanal ciabatta bun, tailored beautifully with your choice of luxury cheese and signature house sauce.
The Menu
The Chicken CollectivesAn intentional collection.
A virtual culinary atelier where street-level fast food meets the high-concept world of luxury design. We do not prepare food; we curate it. Our menu is an intentional collection of premium chicken cut to impeccable specifications, tailored in crisp textiles, and finished with house-blended sauces that pay homage to the icons who reshaped culture, fashion, and history. This is bespoke fast food. Strictly limited editions. Delivered directly to your door.
The Prad-Angelo Press
$15A masterclass in structural architecture. Our signature crispy chicken breast, precision-layered and pressed on a premium roll, tailored with crisp pickles and onions, melted cheese, and finished with house couture sauce.
The Givenchy-Gillespie Club
$16Complex, smooth, and deeply satisfying. A high-fashion chicken sandwich layered with elite texture and smooth flavor notes that hit like a timeless jazz melody and reimagined as a piece of tailored art.
Includes Bacon
The McQueen-Madonna Strips
$13Unapologetically sharp, fiercely crispy, and powerful hand breaded, oversized cuts designed for those who demand substance with their style.
Vera’s Wangs
$16Pure, high-elegance design. Perfectly tailored, crispy chicken wings glistening in your choice of our 11 signature designer brand and culture icon sauces.
The Saint Laurent Frites
$7Thick, straight-cut premium potatoes modeled after bold street style, and tossed in our proprietary house spice blend for a rich, textured crunch.
Dior & Gabbana Draped Frites
$16High-fashion meets high-comfort. A decadent runway-ready bed of our premium straight-cut frites, chopped chicken tenders elevated with a crisp, savory layer of smoky bacon, fresh diced tomatoes, and sharp scallions. Draped in a silky canvas of cool sour cream and tailored to perfection with your choice of our signature luxury designer house sauces.
New Edition
| # | Sauce Title | The Concept / Flavor Profile Reference |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | Tupac Vuitton | Rich, bold, and universally respected. A smooth, smoky BBQ or sweet-heat sauce with a high-gloss finish. |
| 2. | Coco Chanel-Gaye | Ultra-smooth, velvety, and deeply soulful. A luxurious, buttery garlic parmesan cream sauce. |
| 3. | Gucci-Ghandi | Pure harmony, peaceful but incredibly vibrant. A sweet, aromatic honey ginger with curry-infused glaze. |
| 4. | Dior-Douglass | Powerful, resilient, and deeply sharp. A fiery, unapologetic premium buffalo and aged cayenne pepper blend. |
| 5. | Versace-Vega | Bright, theatrical, and dripping in gold. A zesty, glistening golden honey mustard lemon pepper sauce. |
| 6. | Hermès-Hussle | Dedicated to the ultimate grind and elite luxury. A highly complex, slow-simmered artisanal hot sauce or rich chili crisp. |
| 7. | Armani-Ali | The Greatest. Clean, classic, and punches with absolute elegance. A flawless, signature house sweet chili. |
| 8. | Cartier-Carver | Brilliant, structural, and deeply rooted. A premium, nutty peanut-satay or rich, dark molasses-based reduction. |
| 9. | Prada-Parks | Elegant, historic, and quietly revolutionary. A beautifully balanced, sophisticated, herbed sweet and tangy glaze. |
| 10. | Burberry-Lennon ButtermilkThe Designer Ranch | Named after the revolutionary anti-apartheid activist Steve Biko and the iconic British house of Burberry. A timeless, perfectly tailored, cream-colored buttermilk ranch structured with fresh herbs and a crisp, clean finish. |
| 11. | Basquiat-Baldwin BleuThe Luxury Blue Cheese | Named after literary giant James Baldwin and the sharp, structured French fashion house Balmain. A complex, sharp, and deeply soulful blue cheese dressing with rich texture and a bold signature bite. |
The Ready-to-Wear Capsule
$20- The Concept
- Your essential, everyday luxury meal. Quick, iconic, and perfectly tailored.
- The Bundle
- Your choice of any signature Couture Chicken Sandwich, a standard order of Saint Laurent Frites, one signature designer dipping sauce.
The Haute Couture Suite
$27- The Concept
- The premium individual runway experience. Maximum variety and complete flavor curation.
- The Bundle
- 3 pieces of McQueen-Madonna Strips, a half-order of Vera Wangs, a standard order of Saint Laurent Frites, two designer dipping sauces of choice.
The Atelier Double Feature
$51- The Concept
- A curated collection built for two. Perfectly balanced for a shared luxury experience.
- The Bundle
- Two Couture Chicken Sandwiches of choice, a large shared order of Saint Laurent Frites, 4 pieces of McQueen-Madonna Strips, three designer dipping sauces.
The Archive Box
$69- The Concept
- The ultimate heavy-hitter collection for small groups, creative sessions, or late-night studio fuel.
- The Bundle
- 12 pieces of Vera Wangs, 8 pieces of McQueen-Madonna Strips, two large orders of Saint Laurent Frites, and a flight of 5 different designer brand dipping sauces.
The Printed Menu
The full collection, on one page.
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